When you’re driving on the right lane and some asshole that’s parked opens his car door all the fucking way, to the point that you almost fucking hit it. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
People that don’t use their car signals. I’m sorry, but that shit irks the fuck out of me.
People that text and drive. I hate those fuckers. Ninety-nine percent of the time when I’m driving behind some fucking slow ass bastard, when I pass them up and look at them, they are fucking looking down at their phones. The other one percent of the time, they are Asian. Feel free to crash and die, but don’t slow the rest of us down in the process.
Why is it that every time I’m in the slow fucking lane and switch to another lane, the lane that I was in now speeds up, and the lane that I switched to comes to a halt.
You ever notice that using your turn signal in L.A. actually makes it harder to switch lanes? Especially during rush hour traffic. It seems that when other cars know you want to get over, they fucking speed up to take whatever space is there. And at the same time I hate people that don’t use their signals … go figure.
Motherfuckers with the loud ass music. Yes, I was young once, but fuckin’ A. When I’m sitting down in my apartment drinking a hot cup of coffee, I can do without feeling and hearing everything in my apartment vibrate.
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