Alright, lets be honest here. Almost every fucking guy out there would kill for a bigger dick. I know, I know, there are some of you freaks of nature, heroes, living gods, champions, saviors that have a good eight, nine, or ten fuckin’ inches. You guys are the blessed. You guys are the product of what most men fear in the gym locker rooms when it’s “full frontal” time. But the rest of us guys would jump at the opportunity to go “bigger.”
So my point is … what the fuck is up with all of these penis enlargement pills and products and shit that you hear on the radio, see online, on T.V., etc. NONE OF THEM FUCKING WORK! Of course they don’t. Do you realize that if they did work, that society as we know it would fucking change? The secret would be out, every fucking guy would swear by it and tell every guy they know. That shit would be flying off of the shelves. Men wouldn’t wear loose fitting clothes anymore. They’d wear fuckin’ shorts, pants … fuck it, SPANDEX to show off the upgrade in their fucking drawers! Guys wouldn’t give a shit anymore. Every guy at the bar and club would have his dick out. There wouldn’t be any nice guys left. Why be nice when you have a huge dick?
They said that it was non refundable. … Assholes.
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